The Collective Socialist States of Legionary Poland is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 587 million Poles are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Polonia. The average income tax rate is 72.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Polish economy, worth 66.6 trillion Labour Marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 113,414 Labour Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has enacted freedom of information, members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak, and military funding has been stripped back. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Legionary Poland's national animal is the Human, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Legionary Poland is ranked 223,977^th in the world and 320^th in The Leftist Assembly for Largest Populations, with 587 million capita.